2nd joke 4 2day - Be careful with your accent!!!
I was not sure about sharing this one but since I got good reactions to the first joke I'll let you have it (warning: minors should not read this material!!):
Two new models are waiting as the photographer gets his equipment ready.
One model says to the other,"What is he doing now?"
"He's getting ready to focus", she replies.
To which the first model exclaims,"FOCUS, but he hasn't even paid us yet!"
Photo credits: Dennis Cox.
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