A joke about photographers

A few days ago I have gone through a web with jokes... I have found that there are few jokes about us, photographers :-) And so I would like to share with you my two favorite jokes about us, photographers, I have found. My favorite is the first one :-)

I wish you to have fun during the day!

A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his car.

He later receives a ticket in the mail for $40 with a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sends the police department a photograph of $40.

A few days later, he gets a letter from the police department with a picture of handcuffs.

Q: How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 50. One to change the bulb, and 49 to say "I could have done that!"

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May 08, 2010

Conceptualcreations

That is funny!

May 08, 2010

Jianbinglee

Very funny joke. Thank you for sharing!

May 08, 2010

Shootalot

Here is a joke I heard once. A photographer happened upon a beggar on the street and decided to take her photo. Afterwards another photographer saw the beggar and felt sorry for her. He decided to give her some money. The two photographers started to talk and one said "did you feel sorry for her?" What did you give her? The other photographer said, "I gave her F11 at 1/125 of a second."

May 03, 2010

Adeliepenguin

My dog, Charbonne, likes the hat, and is wondering if she can borrow it one day. As for me, I think I'll "borrow" the jokes:)

April 29, 2010

Yuritz

funny one and the dog is really cool! :)

April 21, 2010

Littlemacproductions

My favorite dog with sunglasses!

Old photographers never die, they just take longer to develop.

April 20, 2010

Easyhwa

(*^__^*) ……

April 19, 2010

Trottola

Funny, ah, ah, ah! Expecially the one of the motorist ;)

April 19, 2010

Igorigorevich

story about motorist is very funny )

April 18, 2010

Lemonpink

I found this on the internet, old school photographers might get it better.

One day I was working in the darkroom with my girlfriend. Things
started out negative but soon I was enlarging. As it started to
develop, I told her we should stop before we got into a fix, but
she said it would all come out in the wash.
The Black & White photo process summarized...
why, what were you thinking?

Sometimes I get nostalgic about the old days in the darkroom ;)

April 18, 2010

Ljupco

Here's one from me:

Q: What does a photographer do when he wins 1 million $ on the lottery ?

A: He continues to work until he goes broke.

Very true in my opinion. Regards, Ljupco

April 17, 2010

Creativei

Wow that was funny, to come out of the stressful day at work.

April 16, 2010

Elianehaykal

The second one made me LOL!
Why don't you post the same in my Illustrated Jokes Blog, it includes various jokes - I thought it will be more of a success with people always adding to it!!!.

April 16, 2010

Sebikus

Good joke :-))

April 16, 2010

Komar

"I could have thought up those jokes!! :))" - posted by Noonie on April 15, 2010

hahaha lol!!

April 16, 2010

Thanatonautii

:)))) Very nice! :P

April 16, 2010

Keki

Haha brilliant :D

April 15, 2010

Wildmac

Great jokes Jitka I like the first one best :))
Good one Matt :D

April 15, 2010

Tan510jomast

here's a naughty one.
What do nude models and bad photographers have in common?
They both tend to over expose ! :)

April 15, 2010

Noonie

I could have thought up those jokes!! :))

April 15, 2010

Littledesire

LOL I thought that when receiving the photo of his car, he would say: out of focus or over/underexposed, or no MR attached, trademarks .... :))))

April 15, 2010

Starblue

I am sending you a big thank for your comment and, friends, let´s wish to all ourselves to have many times :-) on our faces!

April 15, 2010

Kaththea

Thanks for sharing, the second one has so much truth in it)))
The dog is so awesome, and so stylish, great!)

April 15, 2010

Justmeyo

Thanks for making me smile today:)

April 15, 2010

Komar

Funny jokes. Second joke has an element of truth in it too lol

April 15, 2010

Maigi

LOOOL :)) Too funny... Thanks for brightening up the day. :)

April 15, 2010

Mani33

Thanks for drawing a smile on our faces Jitka! :)

April 15, 2010

Egomezta

Thanks for sharing

April 15, 2010

Katn1999

Those were cute! Thanks for sharing! LOVE your dog photo with the sunglasses and scarf!

April 15, 2010

Mariaam

The first joke is hilarious! Great! Thanks for sharing!!! :))))

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