Adventures in Microstock/Handy Tips
Your new images have been approved and are probably online by now! You were up till 2am honing and polishing them, carefully keywording, and making sure there is ZERO DIGITAL NOISE BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO NOISY PHOTOS DON'T WE.
You go to Dreamstime to see them on the page of new stuff!
And you find them bumped to page four by 74 images of the same three puppies in a basket by user selfishmoron67.
You test their visibility by searching for them with the keyword "teen." And up pops two pages of businesswomen in suits swinging a briefcase in the air. If those women are a teen, I'm the President of the United States. And once again your new images are on page four. Or maybe FIVE. What does a person have to do to get noticed around here?
Welcome to the world of Microstock.
I'm not a major player in Micro, not with my little portfolio. Okay I'm not a player at all. From what I can tell, nobody ever even sees my stuff haha. There are people with thousands and thousands of images, and of course there's Yuri Arcurs, the Rock Star of Micro.
My day job of writing and illustrating humor for my publisher keeps me too busy for much else, but this year during the rare downtime between deadlines, I began investigating the world of micro.
I'm still learning the ropes, but here are some handy tips I’ve learned so far:
1. Models are all around you. Use your friends and neighbors! Just bug the crap out of everybody till you start to notice them all running in the house when they see you coming with your camera and model releases.
Or do as I do and tell your daughter, “There will be no mall until you put on a dorky sweater of my choosing and smile at the camera, missy.”
Or how about your pets? Does your dog eat furniture and small leather goods? Make him work it off in modeling fees. Here's my dog Domino, or should I say Jaws.
2. Make sure your child has plenty of friends with cute pets that you can exploit every time you go to their house to pick her up.
3. Make sure you have at least one hot friend who will take his (or her!) shirt off on demand.
4. If you’re tempted to take Interesting Closeups of tree bark, lie down till the impulse goes away.
5. The most everyday objects can make good microstock subjects.
Even though everyday objects are a mainstay of micro, they do love for us to get creative and think outside the box too.
They mean saleable creative, not Diane Arbus creative. Nobody wants grainy Tri-X pictures of the Lobster-Headed Boy from the circus.
4. Be timely! Start putting up Halloween and Christmas images in June. I thought of this one the day AFTER Earth Day. Duh.
5. Try to find your own niche. I’m sure you can’t wait to do that perfect shot of a dramatic sky, Mr. Ansel Adams, but if you search under that keyword, you’lll see it’s already been done better than you ever could. All they’ll do is reject yours saying they already have enough of that. Never mind how I know this.
6. And one last Handy Tip: Do not post in the forum, “Hello I am a newbie and I only have 7 ELs today. Is this normal?” Or “I’ve been here for 3 weeks and so far I have 1000 DLs. Is that good or bad?” (It’s bad because we all think you’re a horse’s patootie now.)
Now get out there and take a picture of your neighbors before they can get away.