Angelina Jolie's new private chef...

Woo hoo Wowee Zowee Holy Smoke and all that jump for joy

I am packing and in a great big hurry

heading for the airport.

I just receive a telegram from Angelina Jolie saying that she has selected me to be her new private chef.

She saw this shot of me on the cover of some prestiguous

cooking magazine and said she like my good looks.

So, very soon I will be cooking for her breakfast, lunch, dinner

and supper.

This means I will have less time to submit new works to Dreamstime

as I will be a bit busy feeding the Jolie household.

.............

NOT !

Now, if you wanted an authentic April Fool's Joke...

don't read Carmen's blog...

read this instead.

LMAO

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April 04, 2010

Tan510jomast

HEY EVERYONE SO GLAD I MADE YOUR APRIL 1ST !
but you know, for me, every day is April Fool's Day...
there is no reason never to laugh, at yourself especially, and with others.
To me , the greatest human being are the ones who spread only laughter ,eg. Charlie Chaplin, John Cleese, Groucho Marx, Robin Williams, Peter Sellers, Victor Borge, etc..
LAUGHTER ALSO MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER...
+ you save on psychiatric AND anger management bills.

April 04, 2010

Creativei

Oh mat, i was about to congratulate you, hey you are funny,

April 03, 2010

Noonie

Now I know why she left that message on my machine wanting me to be her personal photographer! I didn't realize it was left on April 1st and she laughs eveytime I try to ask her about it! :))

April 03, 2010

Elianehaykal

Yes as Dessie said, and it would be too easy for her to keep up with her diet!

April 02, 2010

Miele

very very very funny :-)))))) great idea ;-)

April 02, 2010

Kaththea

LOL, as always)

April 02, 2010

Tangie

Oh, and I was about to congratulate you. :)

April 02, 2010

Lcjtripod

And she promised to live here in Wisconsin so she could play golf with me! What a rip! She better know how to dial 9-1-1 after you cook for her. Cheers -Larry

April 02, 2010

Rosedarc

Does she not only eat dieting pills? That's what I read in the gossip magazines, maybe that's why she hired you!! :-) Love your shots

April 02, 2010

Littledesire

LOL Seeing what a disaster you are in kitchen, she'll be starving every day :)))

April 02, 2010

Wildmac

hahahaha you are really funny Matt. Love your blogs :)

April 01, 2010

Mani33

Oh I believe you! :P
Tell me what she likes :)))

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