Woo hoo Wowee Zowee Holy Smoke and all that jump for joy
I am packing and in a great big hurry
heading for the airport.
I just receive a telegram from Angelina Jolie saying that she has selected me to be her new private chef.
She saw this shot of me on the cover of some prestiguous
cooking magazine and said she like my good looks.
So, very soon I will be cooking for her breakfast, lunch, dinner
This means I will have less time to submit new works to Dreamstime
as I will be a bit busy feeding the Jolie household.
Now, if you wanted an authentic April Fool's Joke...
don't read Carmen's blog...
read this instead.
HEY EVERYONE SO GLAD I MADE YOUR APRIL 1ST !
but you know, for me, every day is April Fool's Day...
there is no reason never to laugh, at yourself especially, and with others.
To me , the greatest human being are the ones who spread only laughter ,eg. Charlie Chaplin, John Cleese, Groucho Marx, Robin Williams, Peter Sellers, Victor Borge, etc..
LAUGHTER ALSO MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER...
+ you save on psychiatric AND anger management bills.
Oh mat, i was about to congratulate you, hey you are funny,
Now I know why she left that message on my machine wanting me to be her personal photographer! I didn't realize it was left on April 1st and she laughs eveytime I try to ask her about it! :))
Yes as Dessie said, and it would be too easy for her to keep up with her diet!
very very very funny :-)))))) great idea ;-)
LOL, as always)
Oh, and I was about to congratulate you. :)
And she promised to live here in Wisconsin so she could play golf with me! What a rip! She better know how to dial 9-1-1 after you cook for her. Cheers -Larry
Does she not only eat dieting pills? That's what I read in the gossip magazines, maybe that's why she hired you!! :-) Love your shots
LOL Seeing what a disaster you are in kitchen, she'll be starving every day :)))
hahahaha you are really funny Matt. Love your blogs :)
Oh I believe you! :P
Tell me what she likes :)))