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Definitions!

I would like to draw a smile on your faces this morning as it did to me! Enjoy! :)

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master!

© Nejron
YAWN:

The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!

© Madja
SMILE:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

© Ziss
DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce comes before marriage!

EXPERIENCE:

The name men give to their Mistakes!

TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!

© Djma
PESSIMIST:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY!

POLITICIAN:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later!

BOSS:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!

DOCTOR:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

Photo credits: Scott Griessel, Dzianis Davydau, Martin Allinger, Roger Jegg, Madja, Martin Green, Nejron, Robert Pernell, Willeecole, Yuri_arcurs, Alita Xander.

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January 03, 2011

Ziss

Ha-ha! :) Just noticed this Blog. Very interesting! :)

September 24, 2010

Mani33

Good point made your brother Clayton :))

September 24, 2010

Conceptualcreations

LOL Maen! My brother was shown an image of a glass that was measured at the halfway point and asked "is the glass half full or half empty?" His answer was, "I don't care about all that; I just want to know what's in it!"

September 23, 2010

Mani33

;)

September 23, 2010

Laurasinelle

That is so funny! Nice!

September 02, 2010

Mani33

Thanks everyone! Keep smiling ;)

September 01, 2010

Karenkh

funny!

September 01, 2010

Asyan

:))

September 01, 2010

Miluxian

:) great

September 01, 2010

Heathse

A good giggle! More please!

August 31, 2010

Dmccale

LOVE IT,great jokes Maen LOL
(((H)))

August 31, 2010

Noonie

Thanks, Maen! And you always chose great images for your blogs!

August 31, 2010

Ponytail1414

Haha Maen

August 30, 2010

Maigi

I love it! Thumbs up! :))

August 30, 2010

Starblue

After coming home, I have login in DT and read this blog... this is for a good mood :-):-) I had fun with my tea :-)

August 30, 2010

Mariaam

:D LOL! That is sooo funny.........!!!!!!!!

August 29, 2010

Swamin

;)

August 29, 2010

Justmeyo

You did make me smile:)Hope you have a great day!

August 29, 2010

Mani33

Oh yes Marilyn a smile is a therapy really! Keep smiling at least my friends & your days will go just fine ;)

August 29, 2010

Marilyngould

Thanks for the laugh...a good laugh is a daily requirement! :)

August 29, 2010

Mani33

Welcome back Carol! :)

August 29, 2010

Wildmac

What a nice way to start my day LOL :))

August 29, 2010

Mani33

Thanks guys! Have a nice day & keep smiling! ;)

August 29, 2010

Claudiofichera

Funny, Maen!

August 29, 2010

Dan1

I'm suing if i get a hernia from laughing so hard.

August 29, 2010

Titania1980

Funny!!! hehehe

August 29, 2010

Rosedarc

LOL :-)
What I like most about this blog is that it made me discover some great photographers! Thanks for that :-)

August 29, 2010

Elianehaykal

Very funny :)

August 29, 2010

Davidwatmough

Made me smile David.

August 29, 2010

smartview27

Funny jokes, Maen! Have a beautiful sunday!

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