Definitions!

I would like to draw a smile on your faces this morning as it did to me! Enjoy! :)

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master!

© Nejron
YAWN:

The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!

© Madja
SMILE:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

© Ziss
DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce comes before marriage!

EXPERIENCE:

The name men give to their Mistakes!

TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!

© Djma
PESSIMIST:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY!

POLITICIAN:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later!

BOSS:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!

DOCTOR:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

Photo credits: Scott Griessel, Dzianis Davydau, Martin Allinger, Roger Jegg, Madja, Martin Green, Nejron, Robert Pernell, Willeecole, Yuri_arcurs, Alita Xander.

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Ziss

Ha-ha! :) Just noticed this Blog. Very interesting! :)

Mani33

Good point made your brother Clayton :))

Conceptualcreations

LOL Maen! My brother was shown an image of a glass that was measured at the halfway point and asked "is the glass half full or half empty?" His answer was, "I don't care about all that; I just want to know what's in it!"

Laurasinelle

That is so funny! Nice!

Mani33

Thanks everyone! Keep smiling ;)

Karenkh

funny!

Asyan

:))

Miluxian

:) great

Heathse

A good giggle! More please!

Dmccale

LOVE IT,great jokes Maen LOL
(((H)))

Noonie

Thanks, Maen! And you always chose great images for your blogs!

Ponytail1414

Haha Maen

Maigi

I love it! Thumbs up! :))

Starblue

After coming home, I have login in DT and read this blog... this is for a good mood :-):-) I had fun with my tea :-)

Mariaam

:D LOL! That is sooo funny.........!!!!!!!!

Swamin

;)

Justmeyo

You did make me smile:)Hope you have a great day!

Mani33

Oh yes Marilyn a smile is a therapy really! Keep smiling at least my friends & your days will go just fine ;)

Marilyngould

Thanks for the laugh...a good laugh is a daily requirement! :)

Mani33

Welcome back Carol! :)

Wildmac

What a nice way to start my day LOL :))

Mani33

Thanks guys! Have a nice day & keep smiling! ;)

Claudiofichera

Funny, Maen!

Dan1

I'm suing if i get a hernia from laughing so hard.

Titania1980

Funny!!! hehehe

Rosedarc

LOL :-)
What I like most about this blog is that it made me discover some great photographers! Thanks for that :-)

Elianehaykal

Very funny :)

Davidwatmough

Made me smile David.

smartview27

Funny jokes, Maen! Have a beautiful sunday!

Michaelpuche

Great Blog Maen, enjoyed that... I'll be smiling all day now!

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