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few images and a good laugh ... enjoy!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Photo credits: Imaengine.

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May 25, 2011

Yuritz

haha..always funny;great pics too :)

May 22, 2011

Thanatonautii

:))))) That`s a good joke! Thanks for sharing! :P

May 20, 2011

Shopartgallerycom

Great joke1....-)Wonderful images!

May 20, 2011

Laurasinelle

Nice photos! and good joke, anything for love!

May 20, 2011

Yuritz

Great pics and so funny,thanks for sharing! :D

May 20, 2011

Mariaam

OMG ....LOL! :D

May 20, 2011

FabioConcetta

Nice images,congrats!

May 19, 2011

Keki

hahaah good one :)

May 19, 2011

Joezachs

That was a good one, and so was the one by Physi28

May 19, 2011

Egomezta

Great joke.... Great images. Thanks

May 19, 2011

lzf

nice pics

May 19, 2011

Physi28

very good one, super, let me retaliate with this one:
A lady comes to the chemists and asks for rat poison, the owner gets shocked and shouts: "are you crazy, this is a pharmacy, how can you dare to ask for poison and by the way what do you want it for?", the lady answers cool: "oh, just to kill my husband!" the pharmacy owner runs mad while the lady calmly opens her bag and removes a nice big Din A4 photography where you can see her husband and the chemist´s wife" together": "Ah", says the chemist, " if you have brought the receipt of course there is no problem.."

May 19, 2011

Littledesire

UPS!!! hahaha :)))

May 19, 2011

Calyx22

LOL Imaengine! Was he hungry too? Your images certainly make me hungry. They're beautiful food imagery. Especially the donuts!

May 19, 2011

Nero67

Ah ah ah.... very very funny!!!Beautiful images.Ciao,Francesco

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