Funny joke ... not related to photography ... but nice to share!

A burglar broke into a house one night, knowing for a fact that the owners were not home at the moment. He went directly to the living-room and stated opening drawers of the furniture looking for some money or jewelry. As he was doing that he heard this voice in the dark, coming from behind him: "Jesus sees you!". Frightened he stopped immediately and he went for the cabinets. As he was looking in the cabinets, the same voice: "Jesus sees you!".

He left the cabinets alone and went straight for the painting on the wall of the living-room thinking there might be a vault behind it. He removed the painting, found the vault, and as he started to work on the number combinations the same voice, right behind him: "Jesus sees you!". All frightened he turns and sees a parrot inside his cage.

- A parrot!! You startled me little fellow!! What's your name?

- Moses, the parrot replied.

- Moses?? What kind of a name is that for a parrot??

- So Jesus is any better as a name for a doberman!?

Photo credits: Imaengine.

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Yoyopiticutz

FUNNY! :))

Imaengine

thank you all! As soon as I hear a good one i'll share it with you again!

Anadg77

hahaha! made me laugh!...in times of troubles and sadness, i know where to go,....visit ur blog...:-)

Soye

WAOH! Cracking me ribs!

smartview27

Funny!

Laurasinelle

Jajaja, Good joke and nice images! Thanks for sharing and made me laugh!

Ncn18

LOOOOL...nice parrot - pics

Egomezta

Great... Thanks for sharing....

Yuritz

nice joke,it's always time for a laugh! :D

Mariaam

LOL! :D Great one.

Thanatonautii

I knew that joke, but it`s funny to hear it again! Thanks for this!

Physi28

great, very funny and can be translated!

Joe1971

It is very nice!!!

Davidwatmough

Lovely parrot images. Its the way you tell the joke that is funny. David.

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