Funny joke ... not related to photography ... but nice to share!
He left the cabinets alone and went straight for the painting on the wall of the living-room thinking there might be a vault behind it. He removed the painting, found the vault, and as he started to work on the number combinations the same voice, right behind him: "Jesus sees you!". All frightened he turns and sees a parrot inside his cage.
- A parrot!! You startled me little fellow!! What's your name?
- Moses, the parrot replied.
- Moses?? What kind of a name is that for a parrot??
- So Jesus is any better as a name for a doberman!?
Photo credits: Imaengine.
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