Funny joke ... not related to photography ... but nice to share!

A burglar broke into a house one night, knowing for a fact that the owners were not home at the moment. He went directly to the living-room and stated opening drawers of the furniture looking for some money or jewelry. As he was doing that he heard this voice in the dark, coming from behind him: "Jesus sees you!". Frightened he stopped immediately and he went for the cabinets. As he was looking in the cabinets, the same voice: "Jesus sees you!".

He left the cabinets alone and went straight for the painting on the wall of the living-room thinking there might be a vault behind it. He removed the painting, found the vault, and as he started to work on the number combinations the same voice, right behind him: "Jesus sees you!". All frightened he turns and sees a parrot inside his cage.

- A parrot!! You startled me little fellow!! What's your name?

- Moses, the parrot replied.

- Moses?? What kind of a name is that for a parrot??

- So Jesus is any better as a name for a doberman!?

Photo credits: Imaengine.

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March 23, 2011


FUNNY! :))

February 16, 2011


thank you all! As soon as I hear a good one i'll share it with you again!

February 15, 2011


hahaha! made me laugh! times of troubles and sadness, i know where to go,....visit ur blog...:-)

February 15, 2011


WAOH! Cracking me ribs!

February 15, 2011



February 14, 2011


Jajaja, Good joke and nice images! Thanks for sharing and made me laugh!

February 14, 2011


LOOOOL...nice parrot - pics

February 14, 2011


Great... Thanks for sharing....

February 14, 2011


nice joke,it's always time for a laugh! :D

February 14, 2011


LOL! :D Great one.

February 13, 2011


I knew that joke, but it`s funny to hear it again! Thanks for this!

February 13, 2011


great, very funny and can be translated!

February 13, 2011


It is very nice!!!

February 13, 2011


Lovely parrot images. Its the way you tell the joke that is funny. David.

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