going on with the photographer´s jokes tradition..

© Physi28 ( Help)
A lady wildlife photographer shooting photos for DT in Kenya decides one morning that she needs to relax from work, so she takes one of the fisher boats at lake Shakababu, rows one mile out to the lake, stores her photo gear on the bottom of the boat and begins to read a book.

After a short time a ranger arrives on a canoe and shouts: "Hello lady, this is a restricted area, it is not alloved to make any pictures!"

She just answers: "fine, but as you can see I am not making any pictures, I am reading a book!"

The ranger insists: "Yes, but I can see you have all the equipment and you could begin anytime, I will have to arrest you!"

So, the lady says: "if you do that I will report against you for sexual abuse!"

"But I have not even touched you!!"

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December 07, 2010

Linqong

Very very funny:))))
I think you are a wildlife photographer.
Your image is great!

October 06, 2010

Scottysally2

Nice one! Lol! :)

October 06, 2010

smartview27

Good joke!

October 05, 2010

Kittycat

Way to funny!! lol.

October 05, 2010

Sobek85

Great

October 04, 2010

Physi28

Adeliepenguin: I hope not, really! :-))

October 04, 2010

Adeliepenguin

Good one:) Since I am a "lady" I shall have to put it in my back pocket. I may have to use it one day:):)

October 03, 2010

Mariaam

Great joke! :D

October 03, 2010

Jdanne

LOL!

October 03, 2010

Physi28

Elianehaykal is right, I found it in Zanzibar in a nature reserve at the rangers post..

October 03, 2010

Ninuscha

fUNNY :)))

October 03, 2010

Elianehaykal

A DT-customized joke :D

October 02, 2010

Laurasinelle

ha, ha, ha, ha really very funny! Smart lady

October 02, 2010

Alionaz

ha,ha,ha! smart lady!

October 02, 2010

Joe1971

It is very funny!!!

October 02, 2010

Thanatonautii

:))) Funny!

October 02, 2010

Davidwatmough

excellent...an early morning smile helps! David.

October 02, 2010

Nikmd

hahaha.....that was real funny...nice one!!!

October 02, 2010

Francy874

Very very funny :)))!!!

October 02, 2010

Almaterra

funny!

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Photo credits: Joan Egert.