Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).

9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).

8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'specials'.

6. Family coming to stay with you.

5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling.

4. Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities.

3. Days off from work.

2. Candles.

And the number one reason:

1. Hurricane Season is like Christmas . . . At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

Photo credits: Richard Hoffkins.

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Sanshams

Great sense of humor. Wish you the best.

Maigi

So sad to hear about those damages. Hope you all gonna have peaceful times back soon.

Adpower99

Having recently experienced Gustav, followed by a bit of Ike, I can relate totally to all of these! I've gone through lots of candles lately, sitting at home with no job to go to because of lack of power and lack of part of a wall.

Maigi

Hey Rick, how's going? Did Ike passed you from a long distance?

Bchecjon

As a native houstonian, I know the seriousness of hurricanes. Texans are a different breed. My granddad always used to say "Some times you just have to call an ugly baby, "an ugly baby".
All of my kinfolks back there have a "bring it on" attitude. My uncle when asked what he thought about this storm is quoted as saying "I ain't skeered". "As long as I got two cases of Bud and a roll of Copenhagen I'll be fine".
Hoohah Texas!

Littlemacproductions

Indian giver... OK you can keep em. Stay safe and with all those beans you may create a little wind of your own!!! Heheheheh.

Irisangel

Great comparison!!! Living in Florida now, I can truly appreciate your blog, not to mention, I got a real chuckle, especially from #10. Thanks.

Rebeccaosborn

good blog.. my mother in law left Houston yesterday. I'm glad she is getting out in plenty of time.

Jjphotos

Though I shouldn't be laughing, this is hilarious. Great job!

Littlemacproductions

I'll take the beans....

Noonie

Amen!

Sparkmom

At first, I was offended by your title.... so I opened it to see what else you had to say.... Then I laughed and laughed! What a great sense of humor you have - and such a wonderful way of eliciting emotions from your readers! I was upset, then full of smiles - and in a short post, at that! Thank you - you've made my evening!!

Teekaygee

Thanks an interesting and entertaining way of looking at it.

Littlemacproductions

That is excellent! Love it!

Marilyngould

You have a fabulous sense of humor, thank you for sharing. :)

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