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My twelve days of Christmas

This is a poem that was sent to me from my Auntie in Scotland. I've no idea who wrote it or where she got it from but I thought you might enjoy it.

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On the first day of Christmas my true

love said to me..."I'm glad we bought

fresh turkey and a proper xmas tree."

On the second day of xmas, much laughter

could be heard as we tucked into our

turkey, a most delicious bird

On the third day we entertained the

people from next door, the turkey tasted

just as good as it had the day before.

Day four, relations came to stay; poor

Gran is looking old. We finished up the

xmas pud and ate the turkey cold.

On the fifth day of xmas, outside the

snowflakes flurried. But we were

nice and warm inside, for we had our

turkey curried

On the sixth day, I must admit the

xmas spirit died. The children fought

and bickered, we ate turkey rissoles fried

On the seventh day of xmas, my true love

he did wince, when he sat down at the

table and was offered turkey mince

Day eight, and nerves were getting frayed,

the dog had run for shelter, I served up

turkey pancakes, with a glass of Alka Seltzer

On the ninth day our cat left home, by

lunchtime dad was blotto. He said he had

to have a drink to face turkey rissotto

By the tenth day the booze had gone

(except our homemade brew) and if that

wasn't bad enough we suffered turkey stew

On the eleventh day of xmas, the

xmas tree was moulting, the mince

pies were as hard as rock and the turkey

was revolting.

On the twelfth day, my true love

had a smile upon his lips. The guests

had gone, the turkey too, and we

dined on fish and chips.

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Photo credits: Kathy Burns, Jasna01, Paul Cowan, Thinkart.

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December 22, 2009

Linqong

Very funny:) hahahaha...........:)

December 20, 2009

Starblue

:-) great! It has been a fun to read :-) Have a splendid Christmas!!!!

December 18, 2009

Karenkh

funny! Have a great Christmas!

December 17, 2009

Mani33

:)))

December 17, 2009

Yuritz

hehe...good one! :-))

December 17, 2009

Eclecticelegance

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :) I do detest leftovers

December 17, 2009

Littledesire

Hhahaha great one!

December 17, 2009

Melonstone

Ha - made me laugh - the only thing missing is turkey soup made with giblets and the other uneatables!

December 17, 2009

smartview27

wonderful Christmas atmosphere, Carolyne!

December 16, 2009

Keki

hahaha love it! :)

December 16, 2009

Fultonsphoto

LOL, for some reason Turkey does not seem so appealing any more.

December 16, 2009

Marilyngould

Fish and chips are fine with me -- very funny!

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