OK, so you've had no sales, can't get even one image accepted for the assignment andit's raining hard on the one day you took off this month for photography! (Yes that's me!)Don't get depressed, I know there are loads of very witty characters on DT so turn to your funny side andpick a couple of images and add a text.Like this:-and I only get 42 cents for doing this!You could do with a breath mint!... continue reading
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The Christmas theme approaches. Many authors expose the works concerning this holiday. I hope, there will be a lot of humour about it. I represent the comic work for your attention.I am going to make this image vector in color.Good luck all ;)) continue reading
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how... continue reading
A burglar broke into a house one night, knowing for a fact that the owners were not home at the moment. He went directly to the living-room and stated opening drawers of the furniture looking for some money or jewelry. As he was doing that he heard this voice in the dark, coming from behind him: "Jesus sees you!". Frightened he stopped immediately and he went for the cabinets. As he was looking in the cabinets, the same voice: "Jesus sees you!".He left the cabinets alone and went straight for the... continue reading
Felt this one was too good not to share!Video linkFeel sorry for her however, couldn't help laughing at the same time. Her friend did not seem very understanding/compassionate.I think if it didn't explode around her chin she would have been in real trouble. continue reading
A journalist photographer was caught out in a rain shower when he saw a dark gloomy house. While he was drying off in the house he heard scary sounds and saw a ghost coming towards him. He grabbed his camera to take pictures. The ghost asked him what he was doing, he said "I just want to take your picture for thenewspaper." The ghost was glad for the exposure and posed for the photographer. When his film was all done he thanked the ghost and rushed to his office to get the film developed. When he... continue reading
A photographer went to a dinner party where he showed many of his photographs. The lady of the house said, those are very nice pictures, you must have a great camera. He said nothing, but when leaving for home offered the following compliment to the lady of the house "The meal was very nice, you must have great pots and pans." continue reading
You are on a photo shoot by the stormy seaside, ten foot waves are crashing down, and suddenly you notice your countrys presidentgetting out of a car to visit the scene of destruction.Just as you are getting ready to take a shot, a huge wave washes him and his staff into the terrible waters - only you are left on land.You can either save the President by throwing him a rope, or take a unique shot of him drowning.You;re facing a terrible dilemma, you only have a second to decide:Do you... continue reading
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted toshow some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battledthe blaze.When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was sothick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for himto photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission torent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approvedand arrangements... continue reading
1. A photographer took a self portrait in a park.Due to lighting conditions he used the built in flash on the camera.He quickly got arrested for flashing and exposing himself in the park.2. Photographer to girlfriend;"Come into the darkroom and we'll see what develops."3. A french friend was impressed by my portraits. "How do you get them to look so happy?" she asked. I told her that the secret was to ask people to say 'cheese'.A few weeks later... continue reading
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