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A good joke and bad joke

A joke can make us laugh out loud and it can do nothing.It is the same joke yet told by different people ... so what makes a joke a good one?... its the way the joke is toldThe photo, be it conceptual or indicative may have no meaning unless taken in the "proper" way regardless of the camera's overall quality."proper" is an approach that may be a characteristic of the photographer and the way he/she translates visual within the frame ...The camera's overall quality does impress as... continue reading

Beautiful photos

A photographer is invited to a dinner party.When he arrives the hostess says, "I've seen your beautiful photos.You must have a very good camera."After the meal she says to the photographer, "How did you like your dinner?"He responds, "It was delicious, you must have a very good stove."  continue reading

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...''Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting... continue reading

Funny moments

Sometimes there are moments in your life (especially with kids) where you are just glad you were ready with your camera! continue reading

Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife

Someone sent me this lately...1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by anotherdog's' name.3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on thefloor.4. A dog's parents never visit.5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would... continue reading

Happy Mothers Day to all mommies .......

without all the mommies in the world ..... how would anyone ever been born to become DT photographers?Thats all I've got to say about that! continue reading

Attention: Take care of April Fool Jokes!

Beware: It's 1st April! Since creativity is very high at DT we can be sure of tricky April fool jokes!I don't knowwhether there will be a press release of a brand new Nikon ABC medium format camera or a Canon XYZ super lens with integrated concept finder - but we can be quite sure that our legs will be pulled.Every announcement, every statement or chitchat today should be considered with full precaution!!Don't get fooled! Fool others!This is not my image... continue reading

Microstock is an online RPG game? (not too serious)

Again and again I am asking myself why I am kind of addictive to microstocks. My earnings are low, the whole think did not meat my initial expectations, some guru’s keep screaming about lowering earnings and are not advising to start microstock business… . And yet many, many start and find it.. fan.So I thought, what do I still like here? And I came up with thought that it is so much a game! I wait on approvals, watch views, excited about downloads, I work on some skills and get them stronger,... continue reading

few images and a good laugh ... enjoy!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how... continue reading

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