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Definitions!

I would like to draw a smile on your faces this morning as it did to me! Enjoy! :)MARRIAGE:It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master!YAWN:The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!SMILE:A curve that can set a lot of things straight!DICTIONARY:A place where divorce comes before marriage!EXPERIENCE:The name men give to their Mistakes!TEARS:The hydraulic... continue reading

Get comfortable ... here comes todays fun moment!!!

1. A photographer took a self portrait in a park.Due to lighting conditions he used the built in flash on the camera.He quickly got arrested for flashing and exposing himself in the park.2. Photographer to girlfriend;"Come into the darkroom and we'll see what develops."3. A french friend was impressed by my portraits. "How do you get them to look so happy?" she asked. I told her that the secret was to ask people to say 'cheese'.A few weeks later... continue reading

Back by popular demand with two more fun moments!

#1 - There was this photographer in one of the most remote parts of the African continent on an assignment. He came across a primitive village where the residents were living in thatched huts and wearing colorful primitive garments. He approached a man who appeared to be the chief who was wearing a large headdress made of woven hemp and colorful feathers.The photographer, not knowing how to speak to him, pointed to his camera then to the chief. The chief nodded. As the photographer was taking... continue reading

Illustrated Jokes Blog

Another blog gave me this idea..Everyone should post a funny joke and illustrate it with a photo from his/her portfolio.CONDITIONS1- Only 1 photo per poster.2- Jokes have to be clean & inoffensive to others as I don't want this blog to be closed!3- You can post more than once if you want to.As this is my blog, I have the right to break my 1st rule!!! Here goes:A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse... continue reading

Enough about Photography...It's NOT funny!

I have tried, on several occasions, to put together some very well thought out and intuitive blogs about photographic technique.Problem is that I am more suited to tell astronauts how to put their space suit on than I am to tell photographers here at DT how to shoot great images.Besides, how long can I go on pretending to be this learned (pronounce the E and the D at the end) photographer when I have only been doing this for about 2 years now?Some of you have gone on photographic trips through... continue reading

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