Beware: It's 1st April! Since creativity is very high at DT we can be sure of tricky April fool jokes!I don't knowwhether there will be a press release of a brand new Nikon ABC medium format camera or a Canon XYZ super lens with integrated concept finder - but we can be quite sure that our legs will be pulled.Every announcement, every statement or chitchat today should be considered with full precaution!!Don't get fooled! Fool others!This is not my image... continue reading
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A lady wildlife photographer shooting photos for DT in Kenya decides one morning that she needs to relax from work, so she takes one of the fisher boats at lake Shakababu, rows one mile out to the lake, stores her photo gear on the bottom of the boat and begins to read a book.After a short time a ranger arrives on a canoe and shouts: "Hello lady, this is a restricted area, it is not alloved to make any pictures!"She just answers: "fine, but as you can see I am not making any pictures, I am reading... continue reading
I would like to draw a smile on your faces this morning as it did to me! Enjoy! :)MARRIAGE:It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master!YAWN:The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!SMILE:A curve that can set a lot of things straight!DICTIONARY:A place where divorce comes before marriage!EXPERIENCE:The name men give to their Mistakes!TEARS:The hydraulic... continue reading
1. A photographer took a self portrait in a park.Due to lighting conditions he used the built in flash on the camera.He quickly got arrested for flashing and exposing himself in the park.2. Photographer to girlfriend;"Come into the darkroom and we'll see what develops."3. A french friend was impressed by my portraits. "How do you get them to look so happy?" she asked. I told her that the secret was to ask people to say 'cheese'.A few weeks later... continue reading
A couple of months ago I made some blogs with photography with jokes. So here I'm back again.1.- (this story is real) A person that works at a camera store receives a very confused looking woman at the counter, she gives the camera to the store employee and says "I took pictures, but I forgot tohave film in the camera. Can you please get them out of the camera for me?"2.- There were these two sisters Luella and Rose. They were going to get a picture taken of themselves.They go to the studio... continue reading
#1 - There was this photographer in one of the most remote parts of the African continent on an assignment. He came across a primitive village where the residents were living in thatched huts and wearing colorful primitive garments. He approached a man who appeared to be the chief who was wearing a large headdress made of woven hemp and colorful feathers.The photographer, not knowing how to speak to him, pointed to his camera then to the chief. The chief nodded. As the photographer was taking... continue reading
For those that have asked me for more jokes here there are 3 quick ones that I found.1.- A photographer gets invited to a friends house to have dinner. He brings some new photographs with him to show his host. The host looks at the photographs and exclaims, "These are wonderful! You must have a very good camera." The photographer says thanks and the evening continues.After dinner, the photographer turns to his host and remarks, "The food was wonderful, you must own some very good pots and... continue reading
Another blog gave me this idea..Everyone should post a funny joke and illustrate it with a photo from his/her portfolio.CONDITIONS1- Only 1 photo per poster.2- Jokes have to be clean & inoffensive to others as I don't want this blog to be closed!3- You can post more than once if you want to.As this is my blog, I have the right to break my 1st rule!!! Here goes:A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse... continue reading
I have tried, on several occasions, to put together some very well thought out and intuitive blogs about photographic technique.Problem is that I am more suited to tell astronauts how to put their space suit on than I am to tell photographers here at DT how to shoot great images.Besides, how long can I go on pretending to be this learned (pronounce the E and the D at the end) photographer when I have only been doing this for about 2 years now?Some of you have gone on photographic trips through... continue reading
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