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Funniest thing I've read lately

Here is something someone in my office was kind enough to give me to read today. He told me that I should read it as it is connected to what I do and it will help me improve my customer service skills.I must admit, it surely made an impression. I laughed a lot. It is simply such a good mood generator that I could not help posting it here:link hereYou may need to zoom the pages. continue reading

Kids say the darndest things

We had 3 of our Grandchildren for the weekend.I had decided to make Hot chocolate.I threw in small colored Marshmellows , So I grabbed my camera and started taking pictures of the yumminess.My Grandaughter came into the kitchen and says " You are not taking a picture of our hot chocolate". I stated yes I was.She said that is just creepy.I got a good laugh out of that. LOL!    continue reading

The Earth laughs in flowers

While I was looking at pictures of flowers, I was reminded of Ralph Waldo Emerson's quote: 'The Earth laughs in flowers.'The Earth is tickled pink.    The Earth blushes in red.    The Earth shines in yellow.    The Earth smiles in orange.    The Earth laughs in purple.    Let's take time to stop and savour the flowers, shall we? continue reading

As if I care :-)

So in the next few days I'll be in the beautiful land of Tonga.Taking photos and not giving a care for those who live in their own little world, making their own little misguided rules in their own dreary little jobs - nowhere people in nowhere land - as the Beatles would say.There's not too many images of Tonga. Oh it's just another beach some will say. So are many of my best selling photos. Just a beach was said for those too!So have fun while I'm away because I certainly... continue reading

Photographer's joke :-)

A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and arrangements were... continue reading

I am strongly amazed! :)

Today tried to pass examination on iS in 7 times! Also hasn't passed! I can not understand, than my works from presented on iS are worse. Met works very awful. Really it is impossible to choose 3 approaching from my small portfolio?! Feelings overflow, I do not know, to cry or laugh :) Friends, will express the opinion!8 attempt in 365 days! :)P.S. I ask administration to forgive me if my message is not pleasant for the known reasons. continue reading

Sit back, relax ... well you know the drill ... new joke!

Two photographers were chatting at the camera club...First Photographer: I saw a terrible sight the other day, a beggar was sitting on the steps of a church, wasted with hunger and his clothes all ragged and torn. He was holding out his hands, pleading for a few coins.Second Photographer: What did you give him?First Photographer: f8 at 1/125th of a second. continue reading

2nd joke 4 2day - Be careful with your accent!!!

I was not sure about sharing this one but since I got good reactions to the first joke I'll let you have it (warning: minors should not read this material!!):Two new models are waiting as the photographer gets his equipment ready.One model says to the other,"What is he doing now?""He's getting ready to focus", she replies.To which the first model exclaims,"FOCUS, but he hasn't even paid us yet!" continue reading

Sit back, relax and have a good laugh!

Though it's not my intention to steal Enrique's job of telling a good joke, his blogs led me into cruising the internet for jokes with and about photographers since I did not know any. So ... I've decided to share one with you (it's along one so get comfortable):The Jones didn't have any children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, "I'm off, honey. The man should be here soon."Half an hour... continue reading

So you liked the jokes? Here there are 3 more...

For those that have asked me for more jokes here there are 3 quick ones that I found.1.- A photographer gets invited to a friends house to have dinner. He brings some new photographs with him to show his host. The host looks at the photographs and exclaims, "These are wonderful! You must have a very good camera." The photographer says thanks and the evening continues.After dinner, the photographer turns to his host and remarks, "The food was wonderful, you must own some very good pots and... continue reading

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