A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how... continue reading
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A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His request was approved and arrangements were... continue reading
Today tried to pass examination on iS in 7 times! Also hasn't passed! I can not understand, than my works from presented on iS are worse. Met works very awful. Really it is impossible to choose 3 approaching from my small portfolio?! Feelings overflow, I do not know, to cry or laugh :) Friends, will express the opinion!8 attempt in 365 days! :)P.S. I ask administration to forgive me if my message is not pleasant for the known reasons. continue reading
Felt this one was too good not to share!Video linkFeel sorry for her however, couldn't help laughing at the same time. Her friend did not seem very understanding/compassionate.I think if it didn't explode around her chin she would have been in real trouble. continue reading
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for 40$ and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of 40$. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his 40$. continue reading
Two photographers were chatting at the camera club...First Photographer: I saw a terrible sight the other day, a beggar was sitting on the steps of a church, wasted with hunger and his clothes all ragged and torn. He was holding out his hands, pleading for a few coins.Second Photographer: What did you give him?First Photographer: f8 at 1/125th of a second. continue reading
I was not sure about sharing this one but since I got good reactions to the first joke I'll let you have it (warning: minors should not read this material!!):Two new models are waiting as the photographer gets his equipment ready.One model says to the other,"What is he doing now?""He's getting ready to focus", she replies.To which the first model exclaims,"FOCUS, but he hasn't even paid us yet!" continue reading
Though it's not my intention to steal Enrique's job of telling a good joke, his blogs led me into cruising the internet for jokes with and about photographers since I did not know any. So ... I've decided to share one with you (it's along one so get comfortable):The Jones didn't have any children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, "I'm off, honey. The man should be here soon."Half an hour... continue reading
For those that have asked me for more jokes here there are 3 quick ones that I found.1.- A photographer gets invited to a friends house to have dinner. He brings some new photographs with him to show his host. The host looks at the photographs and exclaims, "These are wonderful! You must have a very good camera." The photographer says thanks and the evening continues.After dinner, the photographer turns to his host and remarks, "The food was wonderful, you must own some very good pots and... continue reading
Another blog gave me this idea..Everyone should post a funny joke and illustrate it with a photo from his/her portfolio.CONDITIONS1- Only 1 photo per poster.2- Jokes have to be clean & inoffensive to others as I don't want this blog to be closed!3- You can post more than once if you want to.As this is my blog, I have the right to break my 1st rule!!! Here goes:A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse... continue reading
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