Twas the Night Before Christmas - Dreamstime

Twas the night before Christmas and all through Dreamstime,

Everything was quiet, as though someone stopped time.

My recent uploads sit waiting for careful review,

In hopes that by New Year they'll be the first you can view.

And I a contributor, nestled all snug in my bed,

Have visions of promise dancing in my head.

Uploads, and downloads, even more sales perchance.

New Years dreams such as this, I do romance.

When out on the rooftop arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Out to the yard, I ran like the wind,

Bare, foot and all, to see what flew in.

Oh, the moon shone bright and with the new-fallen snow,

Wished I'd brought my camera…yah, y'know.

When, what to my wondering eyes did appear,

But a Dreamstime-elf sporting camera gear.

Wearing a bunch of lenses and a tripod to boot,

He told me the New Year would bring me big loot.

More rapid than bullets, his forecasts they came,

and as he whistled and shouted, the future he proclaimed!

"More approvals! Less Rejections! More uploads and sales!

Less subs! More Credits! More W...and P-E-Ls!

Who knows? Maybe an SR-EL will be bought!

Now upload-away! Upload-away! Upload a lot!"

As water drips, from icycles that melt.

Tears fell from my eyes with the joy that I felt.

Renewed and invigoured, my stock-spirit rose,

My blood flowing hot and warming my frozen, bare-ass and toes.

I'm ready for action. I'm ready to shoot!

Ready to upload, ready for loot!

And then Dream-Elf nodded and bid a silent farewell,

"Must go to the next contributors house, I have others to tell".

But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he flew out of sight,

"May your sales multiply, and your RPD take flight!

…and next time, put some underwear on…ugh."

Have a happy, silly, productive, prosperous and most importantly...

Merry Christmas and New Year everyone!

Twas the Night Before Quitting (Part 1), "Don't give up", for new contributors lol, can be found at

Part I

I'm a little more optimistic now lol.

Photo credits: George Kroll.

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December 18, 2013


Love your blogs, merry christmas and happy new year sales

December 15, 2013


love it! merry christmas!

December 15, 2013


Great Blog, very inventive :) Hope the DT elf visits me with a DSLR :)
Merry Christmas to you and A Happy, Healthy and prosperous New Year:)

December 15, 2013


Very creative and entertaining! Merry Christmas and prosperous New Year to you!

December 14, 2013


Funny blog! Yes....don't give up! Yes...more sales P-EL, SR-EL! Yeah...come on Elf! Come on! Don't sleep! Merry Christmas George! Merry sales! More sales! Yes, come on Santa! We want sales! Go planet! Beautiful blog!

December 13, 2013


So funny! Thank you!

December 12, 2013


Ha ha! Nice!

December 12, 2013


Great blog, brilliant. Hope some of this happens in the new year for you, in the meantime have a great Christmas.

December 12, 2013


This made me smile so big! Great Post!

December 12, 2013


You made my day! How delightful, hope all your "elf-ish" dreams come true, K-

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