Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife

Someone sent me this lately...

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another

dog's' name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the

floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

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July 01, 2012

Davidwatmough

Well thats fantastic............ thankyou. David

It will be funniest for those divorcing.

June 21, 2012

Peanutroaster

Good points. I have Fur on my must see list. Diane Arbus is one of my favorites although I read the movie took a lot of liberties with reality.

June 21, 2012

Parkinsonsniper

This is why I prefer a human-being instead of a dog!

- Human photos sell better! LOL
- A human can easily follow your posing instructions.
- A human can smile.
- A human will probably NOT pee (and even worse) on the ground.
- A human have less fur then a dog :)) (well exceptions are always welcome. Watch the movie "Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006)" (this is a movie about a photographer)
- A human is easier to isolate on white background!
- Some humans can walk next to you, without extra effort!

:)) thanks for this nice blog, it made me smile! So I tried to add some counter opinions :))

June 20, 2012

Bluwarrior

Funny post Peanutroaster...and interesting comments like the reply of Lejoch. :)

June 10, 2012

Saap585

Thumbs up Peanutroaster... Thanx for sharing ;)

June 09, 2012

Hanbaoluan

The dog loyalty above all animals!

June 08, 2012

Littlemacproductions

Whatever the reason no matter your gender... gotta love a dog for their loyalty to their owner.

June 07, 2012

Adonis1969

Lovely blog. I have dog too.
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June 07, 2012

Marilynv

Very funny~thanks for sharing it! Great photos by the way!

June 07, 2012

Hanbaoluan

Very interesting!

June 07, 2012

Picstudio

Ha ha ha lovely blog.

June 07, 2012

Picstudio

Ha ha ha lovely blog.

June 06, 2012

Tomatika

Ohhh dear... whoever sent you these must be a very funny guy / gall.

   Cute Boston Terrier   

June 06, 2012

Peanutroaster

Ya know sometimes models bring their own stuff to shoots and insist that you use them. ;-)

June 06, 2012

Karenfoleyphotography

Wonderful! You should add that Dogs will wear your silly outfits while posing for pictures! K-

June 06, 2012

Egomezta

It is a great and funny blog. Thanks.

June 06, 2012

Peanutroaster

touche!

June 06, 2012

Lejoch

Found on the web:

20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
8. You can train a dog and it will even get your newspaper.
9. Dogs are easy to buy for.
10. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
11. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
12. Dogs understand what 'no' means.
13. Dogs don't need therapy to deal with their problems.
14. Dogs are happy with whatever you feed them.
15. You can force a dog to take a bath.
16. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
17. Dogs don't borrow your credit cards or cellular phone.
18. Dogs don't weigh down...

June 06, 2012

Rigsby8131

Thanks for cheering me up after a bad day!!!

June 06, 2012

Roberto1977

Veeeery nice!! :-)

June 06, 2012

Ninuscha

:)

June 06, 2012

Ewapix

That is hilarious :-) Number eight made me laugh out laud. Thanks.

June 06, 2012

BCritchley

Very good and thanks for the laugh :-)

Brett

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